why do “daddy doms” always write their about me like “welcome to my own private corner of the internet where all my most private and depraved fantasies will be explored. You’re not ready for the sick playground that is my mind”
like calm down mate it’s just a porn blog it’s 50 pages of boring blowjob gifs and b+w photos of thin white girls bending over
Geometrically-challenged child cultists should have stuck with the triangles.
Is this real life Dipper Pines?
“oh look. Another mysterious stone path in the woods. 3 guesses where this leads.”
(at the end of the path)
“Listen. I know everyone wants to summon a demon at summer camp. I get it, I really do! But if you’re gonna try that shit just… put some effort into it. I mean look at this shit. IT’s just…It’s not even symmetrical. And look at this egg thing. It’s wildly disproportionate to the rest of it. It sucks! It objectively sucks! If I were a demon and I saw this, I would actually be offended. Try harder, kids. Try harder.”
someone should add one of those vintage “you tried” star memes in the shape of this
Like this?
Why does this person look and sound so much like a cartoon character???
a witch cursed me to be this way
Thursday, November 1, 2018
Quick rant
So this is really the only social platform I have that my bf and his mom dont follow me on, which is why this is going on here.
So his mom is cool and all, shes a sweet lady, but I do have a lot of issues with her. To start off, my bf literally moved across the country (from Maryland to Arizona) to be away from this woman, specifically due to her being manipulative, and overbearing. Even after moving though, she still keeps tabs on him and tries to lead and run his life like she did when he lived out with her.
Now that I’m with him, she tries to do the same to both of us. She expects me to constantly include her in my life and my current events, feelings, etc.. I’m typically very private and I’m not much a fan of social interaction anyways, so these are things I dont tend to talk about to anyone unless I know I really need to. So a woman I barely know, a woman who doesnt know much about me or my life at all, assuming she has the right to constantly bother and badger and bug me, just irritates my fucking SOUL.
